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Energy Catalyzer Satire
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(cwatters)


I place my hands like so and the healing energy flows down my arms....

(maryyugo)

 


"I dunno, Andrea, why it's so cold in here. Maybe you should try banging on the pipes -- it sometimes works in my building." (alsetalokin)

(aber0der)

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(Krivit)


Artist's visualization of 1MW plant on its way to "the customer." Image courtesy JB Salvage.

(cwatters)


I know you like red but couldn't you get blue expansion vessels to contain all the hot air?

(maryyugo)


"I'll wager one snake against your clown that my E-cat works."

(aber0der)


You have failed me the last time, snake.

(Anonymous)


Solid Snake - infiltration agent - takes a side trip from his stealth ops at military bases for a special mission to destroy Rossi and attempt to steal his Energy Catalyzer secrets.

(maryyugo)


I had the best test... but the dog ate my homework!

(enginerd)



All your base are belong to us

(cwatters)



Well, did you bring the condenser? We've got the Gin Still working!

(cwatters)


Why did it stop when I disconnected the generator?

(Anonymous)


"It's not just about energy. E-Cats are great for steam cleaning laundry too!"

Andrew A. Busse


Steven – The Snake – Krivit interviewing a “technology world ruler” about his latest “invention” and his “cooperation” with some sinister enterprise that wants to rule the world too (of course)….
(Ugo Bardi)

(Ugo Bardi)



Rossi is using normal LPG space heaters to heat his "factory" and "R&D facility."

(McDougall)
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